Calling Home

One of the more interesting things about working abroad is being someone's token. If you are one of few who represent your demographic, then you're probably somebody's token...that. And let me tell you, being the token American over the past three years has been an interesting game.

It's easy for me to get lost in conversations about the US. It's impossible to explain the US to a northern European because we make absolutely no sense to folks here, but since I was brought up during our slow and sneaky transition into late-stage capitalism, the US is something that I understand -- even though we make absolutely no sense. 

Generally, the number one things that Nordics ask me are fundamental questions: why, and how? Why is it so upsidedown over there? How could you come from such a place? It's exhausting to try and answer these questions. I can't represent all of the complexities and intersectionalites, so I can't see it from every angle. But over the past several years, I've visited six continents and have been able to look towards the US from several different vantage points and recognize that, while I've generally assumed that our biggest problem is patriarchy or some iteration of that, our core crusher is probably more likely to be late-stage capitalism. Not just capitalism, where I can enjoy a variety of competitive pricing models and available products in every color and style, but rather the hypocrisies and absurdities of late-stage capitalism. 

Late-stage, where we'd be pressed to find one single decision in Washington that hasn't been made without filling somebody's pocket. In recent decades, it likely hasn't been so glaringly obvious until the current administration took office but every time an insane proposal is put on the table, I've learned to trace the potential monetary gain, were that bill to pass. This isn't a new problem, but it seems to be a relatively new emergency. It takes time for economic policy to thread its tendrils through a society, and what failed Reaganomics has done is, well, failed. Or succeeded, depending on your persuasion. It eventually made the rich richer and kept the poor as poor as humanly possible, which we don't always recognize because there are folks out there who still vote for the smoldering ashes of whatever the American Dream looks like now. If you aren't in a state of mind where you can lift your head above your own small world, of course you'd vote against your best interest and often even the best interest of others. You'd vote for people who look like, seem like the person you were told you could be if you just worked hard enough. 

This, of course, is generally not true because it takes far more than hard work to overcome systemic biases, policies, and levels of privilege. But it took a lot of wrestling before I could throw in that "of course," because I'm bred for capitalism and brainwashed to think that my worth is equivalent to my deliverables. Capitalism says that you don't automatically deserve benefits because you aren't special, but I've come to find that more socially-geared policies say that you do automatically deserve benefits because you aren't special. 

It's antithetical to what we were taught, but the US is unstable at best with its resulting very sick, very overworked, very underpaid general population. So for me, my only chance at survival in academia is to leave the US. Folks over here say that they feel sorry for the US and that I am more than welcome in Norway, while folks that haven't ever left the US (much less their own communities) still assume that we're able to compete globally, and compete at a gold standard.

Here's the rub: we do not stand a chance. Not empirically, not in reality, and not when we're fundamentally looking downward but have somehow convinced ourselves that we're looking up. It's a puzzle of perspective and truth, and those two words have somehow easily become enemies of one another.

To be clear, I'm not here to compare our situation to the refugee crisis. I am not a refugee. I do not qualify for asylum, regardless of how impossible it is for many folks to fundamentally live in the US. We do not have structurally firm foundations. We are not good stewards of wealth. The US is a third-world country with first-world resources which directly points to a misuse of power, unsustainable greed, outright lying, and a population that has proven itself too apathetic or too exhausted to believe it can get any better than this. 

I love my home, and love requires accountability. However, home usually starts to feel like I'm on the wrong meds because chaos lives in the US. It's a part of the air, so we don't recognize its ubiquity unless we've been gone for a long time. So for now, being an ambassador of the US is my societal job as a US citizen living abroad. Representing us, conversing about us, voting from abroad, and continuing to participate are mandatory activities for me. 

I'm not sure I've ever really been in love, but I've certainly loved. And love is messy, patient, kind, difficult, painful. It always protects -- how are we protecting vulnerable populations in our communities? How are we protecting ourselves from bad governance, hurtful policies, and violence? It always trusts -- how are we being good stewards of our resources, our wealth, and our privilege? It always perseveres -- how are we showing up for civic duties? Are we brave enough to talk? Are we patient enough to listen? Are we going to the source or would we rather just hide in our own biases? 

It's naive to think that accountability exists in Washington without having some other ulterior motive, but as it stands in the absence of an appropriate tax structure, it seems that we've been largely forced to self-govern from city halls and state offices rather than rely on DC. So, that is where we start. 

I am critical of self-sustaining communities that rally together to pay for a child's medical bills because in basic functioning societies around the globe, children do not have prohibitively expensive medical bills. However, even though the problem is much bigger than us, our interpersonal relationships are where we can start to improve. 

My advocacy style has always been one-on-one. I've brought that to Norway with me, even though Norway will take much better care of me and my friends than the US ever would, regardless of how hard I've worked or how cleverly I've played my cards. We waste so much energy trying to survive in the US that we never get around to breaking our own bad habits.

So, I am trying to break mine by critically questioning the things that make no sense and talking with folks who are farther along than I am. Conversations are a great way to learn. I suggest we all do the same. 

A Brief Guide to Jetlag and Solo Travel

Get on a plane to Sydney, then Cairns. Watch Frozen but also way too many installments of the Conjuring series. Deplane. Wonder why you're holding all of your tension in your shoulders.

Try to hail an Uber. Fail to notice that your cellular coverage isn't great at the airport, so wonder why the only available Uber is something called scUber, a $3,000AUD Uber-sponsored sea trip to the Great Barrier Reef. Wonder how you could possibly board a ship from the airport. Be grateful that you are headed to the reef for one-tenth the cost on Saturday. Finally find enough data to hail an Uber.

Find the Airbnb. Realize there is no key in the front lockbox. Walk around the block to use the electronic gate. Finally drop your barely-holding-it-together rucksack on the couch and head for the shower. Realize that the shower head only stays up if it's pointed straight out. Realize that the slightest move turns the water freezing cold. Appreciate the shampoo and conditioner bars gifted to you by your sister-in-law. 

Go to the grocery store. Notice that there is a US-emulating breakfast cereal aisle, but the only brands available are Nestle and Kellogg. Talk yourself through the moral dilemma of choosing between patronizing Nestle (and the problematic bottled water industry) and buying Kellogg (when John Harvey Kellogg was a huge enormous creep.) Decide that modern Kellog cereals would have mortified the late John Kellogg, who (among other things) stole the concept of granola from someone else...but ultimately purchase an Australian brand of granola instead. Also buy TimTams. 

Get some work done. Be relieved that work is still a resource because you rolled into Australia on fumes from your Icelandic account. Be thankful that Iceland has a responsible tax structure and you don't have to worry about Iceland anymore.

Go to bed early. Before that, post one last Instagram from Singapore and watch old episodes of Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt. Sleep fast. Have a super strange dream. Blame it on your airplane movie selections.

Repeat, with different nouns, every 3-15 days for five months. Realize that you do the most, and you're so fortunate, and that you'll probably turn out alright.

Happy travels. 

Tropical Beach, Okinawa, Japan

The Switch

I'm writing a list of cliched and ridiculous titles for a book that either I'll never write or you'll never read, including:

Always the Diplomat: From Campaigner to Advocate

Advocacy: Off the Campaign Trail

Advocating for Diplomacy

Campaigning for Diplomacy

Campaigning for Advocacy

Advocating for...Campaigns?

...and every iteration of that.

If you recognize these words, then you probably know where I'm going with this. Well...if you recognize these words then you probably speak English, but if you recognize these words as a collective, then we're probably on the same page. Also, I've been asked by a dear friend to write again; to write about something invoking and spiritual and true to me. Today I'm in a trendy, open-concept cafe in the Harajuku district of Tokyo with nothing but time on my hands, and I finally have something to write about -- something of which I've been suspicious for a while. A post-medication personality change.

Now, I don't know how to really write about this because I'm not sure if it's really true that the meds I take can change or have changed my personality, or if it's just circumstantial. Simply put, I couldn't determine beyond a reasonable doubt that it's the meds. Can't prove it. No judge would rule in my favor, and I don't need that kind of validation anyway. It simply is or isn't, and I'll probably never know.

All I know is that at some point over the past five years or so, I switched from a Myers-Briggs ENFP (Campaigner) to a Myers-Briggs INFJ-T (Advocate.) Both exist under the Diplomat category, so it's not a super dramatic swing; my N and my F have stayed, as intuition and feeling are probably pretty hard-wired into my system. Switching from a P (perceiving) to J (judging) seems about right, and the T (turbulent) is pretty unsurprising...but flying over to the I from the E is something I never thought I'd do.

In retrospect, though, figures my salty, singer-songwriter self would end up more of an Alanis Morissette than a Will Smith. 

From being and being perceived as extroverted for most of my life, it's been a true adjustment to first realize and then lean into my deep, wide introversion. There was a very real time, during my adolescence and young adulthood especially, when I was the voice for the group; outgoing, loquacious, inviting. My last years on stage, literally and perceptively. 

But now I associate that extroversion with...almost simplicity. Not that extroverts are simple; often extroverts are just as complex as introverts. My extroversion, though, was an expectation and somewhat of a bandaid. I used it to surround myself with friends and to play into the "enthusiastic, passionate team player" mantra we robotically repeat before job interviews in the US.

This ideology I now associate with aggressive, billionaire-sustaining capitalism and systemic evil, but anyway. Another topic.

My point is, this doesn't reflect who I turned out to be. Instead, I turned out to be more discerning, more critical, and more observational. 

Due to the amount of time I spend traveling by myself, this change could both be surprising and unsurprising. Unsurprising because (duh) I'm perfectly alright traveling by myself and spending time in my own company, but even that has its concrete limits. Surprising because it's perhaps then difficult to understand how I combat loneliness in a strange place.

If I'm not actively making friendships, then how do I have so many wonderful friends all over the world? 

Because somebody else is almost always the catalyst.

I make friends with extroverts, or extroverted introverts, or whoever feels like saying hi to me. I am more than happy to engage in a conversation with most anyone. I often put myself in an inviting position; whether it's opening the curtain surrounding my bunk bed in a hostel dorm, sitting at a bar, joining a table in the common room...in anticipation that somebody will say hello or invite me in, and they almost always do. 

Apart from the benefit and inclusion of having a new friend and new travel pals with whom I can explore a new place, it also takes the burden of commitment off of me. When I need time alone, it isn't me who has invited me along, so to speak. I can break off, I can rest, I can work, I can spend time by myself in a flower garden which, of late, is my absolute favorite thing to do. 

I still honor my commitments to the very end, but I'm not in charge of the group's social calendar. I have no desire to do that, but I'm more than happy to participate and contribute. 

I remember noticing the switch before I started taking meds, in the sense that I felt a noticeable spike in my social anxiety. I was a little bit homeless at the time, though, so that's probably more to do with the stress and trauma of getting by than anything else.

But then, when I started to get used to the regimen of medication I also noticed an implosion in my head and chest. A concavity that wasn't necessarily empty, but turned more inwardly than normal. It wasn't a bad thing, but again, surprising.

But looking back, it's a far more accurate descriptor for who I am now. That's why I flipped through the test again last night and ended up with INFJ-T, The Advocate, the rarest of them all which, I admit, I quite like. 

As self-reflective and introspective as I am, it has taken me quite a while to take the test again for further evidence of something I had already suspected, known. It isn't really that big of a deal in the grand scheme of things, but I spend so much of my time trying to understand and reconcile myself that it's a very big deal for me. And with that, I'll leave you with a picture of me doing my favorite thing of the season.

Get you somebody who looks at you like I look at flowers. 

Saltwater

They say that saltwater is very healing, that if you dip your cuts into the stinging water they close faster. But saltwater also dehydrates. It leaves you thirsty but keeps you covered. Something like that.

Don't tell Adrienne, but I dipped my hair in saltwater today. I clogged the sink with a washcloth and looked up the salinity of the Gulf of Thailand and did the math incredibly incorrectly and filled the basin with a haphazard, hand-wavey, eyeballed cup full of table salt for the water and I put in my head. 

Sidebar: for someone who does calculus for a living, I can sure screw up an arithmetic problem. I'll blame it on jetlag and hormones and stress because I can and that's what I do every day anyway.

Anyway.

Most of the world and most of us is water, and most of that water is salty. Can't get by without it, can't cry without it, can't sweat, can't bleed. And my Fraggle Rock curls look their best when they've been soaked in grimy saltwater.

While in Tonsai Beach, I spent most of my time by myself under the water. I went into a cave and met a friend called Hanna, and then we went into the water together. After that, we hiked to the top of the craggy rocks and the saltwater ran out of our pores in single-file rivers. I couldn't get enough of it and at the same time, I couldn't get rid of it fast enough. I was saturated.

I drowned my phone splashing in the saltwater at midnight, looking for crabs so that the local climbing instructor could put them to sleep by rubbing their bellies, and dodging beach spotlights to search for luminous plankton. We didn't find any, but I soaked my shorts and then the phone in my pocket lost one functioning speaker. Luckily, it had come with two.

Then in Otres Beach, I used the saltwater as a hideaway. This is because I couldn't sit on the lovely wooden swing, couldn't lie on the beach cushions, couldn't sit on the barstools without being touched or harassed or called out or bothered. I respect the hustle, but I can't help everyone and I can't relax when this is happening, of course. I found that the only way to hide from this was to run into the ocean; floating on my back and diving into the murkiness until the entrepreneurs had moved on.

Sometimes I would come back to the shore because there was a dog who lived nearby, and he liked to lean on me and lick the saltwater off of my face while we were battered by the breaking waves. And that onslaught was far more kind than the reality of the financial imperialism surrounding us or the women who wanted to rip out my leg hairs with thread.

But then one night, after we had established some sort of a dirtbag, misfit family in our jungle huts on the sand, we woke each other up during the wee hours to hunt for plankton again. Slipping out of swimsuits and shuffling bare-skinned into the warm saltwater, the motion of our fluttering fingers and toes set off a biological alarm within the clouds of tiny plankton.

It was like swimming in glitter. Every time we moved, the plankton set off their flashing, silent sirens. From the pictures I had seen, I didn't understand how dim or small or elusive they would be. I thought it would be more like the glimmering medusae of luminous jellyfish, congealing in an almost indistinguishable mess of slime near the mangroves and glowing blue against the moonlight.

But this was different. This was an open beach, swimming in stars. We could look up into the November sky above and then below, and see a similar phenomenon. Not physically, but empirically. 

We never had much luck getting the salt or sand out of anything while we were there, but I think that's what the artists call "aesthetic." Perhaps the thinly-veiled snobs would call it "charming," but it's what we called "affordable." Slipping through our fingers, the huts won't exist next month...but regardless of the uncontrollable things happening down in southern Cambodia, we got our rent's worth for our time on the sea.

They say saltwater is very healing, that if you dip your head underneath, there exists another world entirely. 

Whoever they are, I think they're right.