I've definitely been at band camp for the past few days *strangles self* but I guess its not all that bad.
"So let me get this straight... you were bored... so you deep fried your hand?" (Yeah, Cliff actually did that)
"That's not a banana in your pants, is it?"
"Did you hear about Carolyn and her dad?"
"Did you hear about Carolyn and the extention cord?"
"I'M HIGH ON JESUS!"
I'll update more later... maybe.